Ronco was an American company that manufactured and sold a variety of items and devices, most commonly those used in the kitchen. Ron Popeil founded the company in 1964,1 and infomercials and commercials for the company’s products soon became pervasive and memorable, in part thanks to Popeil’s personal sales pitches. The names “Ronco” and “Popeil” and the suffix “-O-Matic” (used in many early product names) became icons of American popular culture and were often referred to by comedians introducing fictional gadgets, and As-Seen-On-TV parodies.
When I was little, we had the elf figure, but my parents never moved it around and said it was watching me. Is this a newish thing? Anyway, I’m glad they didn’t. It would have generated yet another neurosis I’d have have to deal with in adulthood.
Besides…the elf was too busy duking it out in a Texas steel cage match with Christmas Snoopy.
In spite of the scissors and tape, I feel certain that Eva Rose is opening the Ronco Pocket Mortician (“It slices! It dices!”), and I am further surmising that it was Lio’s secret gift to her. Hence, our happy voyeur/Elf on a Shelf.
What I really would like to see, however, is what Eva Rose does when she sees him (as she surely will, sooner or later)….
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
nice try, Lio
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
Careful now Liō Eva might try out her new Ronco Pocket Mortician on Santa’s little helper!
electricshadow Premium Member almost 5 years ago
as if enough people didn’t think the Elf on the Shelf was close to snitch or stalker territory…
almost 5 years ago
Elves always creep me out.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
It looks like Eva is wrapping the present, not opening it. Who would she be giving that to?
bxclent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ronco was an American company that manufactured and sold a variety of items and devices, most commonly those used in the kitchen. Ron Popeil founded the company in 1964,1 and infomercials and commercials for the company’s products soon became pervasive and memorable, in part thanks to Popeil’s personal sales pitches. The names “Ronco” and “Popeil” and the suffix “-O-Matic” (used in many early product names) became icons of American popular culture and were often referred to by comedians introducing fictional gadgets, and As-Seen-On-TV parodies.
Super Fly almost 5 years ago
She’s keeping the Chop-o-Matic for herself. I shudder to think of what she’s going to do with it.
johndifool almost 5 years ago
Not a Tolkien elf…
newyorkslim almost 5 years ago
Elf on the Shelf!!! Targets a very narrow market segment.
Lou almost 5 years ago
When I was little, we had the elf figure, but my parents never moved it around and said it was watching me. Is this a newish thing? Anyway, I’m glad they didn’t. It would have generated yet another neurosis I’d have have to deal with in adulthood.
Besides…the elf was too busy duking it out in a Texas steel cage match with Christmas Snoopy.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Looks like Eva’s eyebrows detected something!
jimboklein almost 5 years ago
The Elf on a Shelf — Santa’s little narc.
Snoots almost 5 years ago
There was a serious accident at Santa’s Library. The result was many a shelf on an elf.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
In spite of the scissors and tape, I feel certain that Eva Rose is opening the Ronco Pocket Mortician (“It slices! It dices!”), and I am further surmising that it was Lio’s secret gift to her. Hence, our happy voyeur/Elf on a Shelf.
What I really would like to see, however, is what Eva Rose does when she sees him (as she surely will, sooner or later)….
chriscc63 almost 5 years ago
kinky, I like it.