Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for November 14, 2019

…and I thought you said you were “mysteriously exotic, smoldering n’ swarthy"

I don’t know about Tulsi Gabbard, but we definitely don’t want to see Trump in yoga pants.

I thought I was back on Bloom County Classic for a bit, and was trying to work out who Tulsi Gabbard was.

Then I looked her up, and found she wasn’t born when Bloom County started.

And she’s almost 40.

I didn’t realize penguins were an ethnic voting bloc.

Hilary Clinton said to the effect that she lost in 2016 because white women were told by the men in their lives not to vote for her. That thinking is ridiculous, or should be, but there it is.

Subject verb agreement: “Evverbuddy votes their group.” “One votes one’s group.”

ACME Polls?!? Watch out for the falling anvil.

1st Democratic debate. 1st question. About the economy. Tulsi Gabbard uses her time to talk about herself and her impressive past, not answer the question. She finishes and waits for the applause. Total silence. You could hear the crickets chirping. Only took one question for Gabbard to lose any chance she had of being the nominee.

Search DuckDuckGo for “tulsi gabbard yoga pants” and you most definitely do NOT get images of either her or yoga pants.

And people are laughing, thinking Mr. B is kidding, never realizing that this is why polls don’t mean squat.

there is also a group who would say Pete BUTTigieg

And in case you didn’t think to check (again), there are two strips prior to this that were just uploaded today.

In that case my potbellied snow chicken vote goes for AOC – she would melt ALL the snow if she was in yoga pants!

Must admit, the lady is definitely EYE CANDY. I would LOVE to see her every day for 4-8 years…lol

Trump wearing yoga pants while dancing with the stars. I watch.

Years ago my wife and I went to Hawaii on vacation when Gabbard was first running for Congress. In talking to locals and my wife’s family, the feeling was that Gabbard’s ambition was so red hot that they wouldn’t be surprised if she ran for President one day. And here we are.

Snow chicken…I like that

https://politics.theonion.com/latest-poll-reveals-430-new-demographics-that-will-deci-1819594724

Who? LOL

A vote for Tulsi Gabbard is a vote for Putin and Russia. Likewise a vote for Trump.

I reserve the right of not voting for any candidate who wears yoga pants….

(surprised by the dialogue in the last panel of the cartoons; continues hearing video listed under text of “Tulsi Gabbard LIVE – Tulsi Veterans Day Town Hall – Los Angeles, CA”; doesn’t feel offended even after having had been an admirer of a certain candidate for a certain position involving the word “president” named “Tulsi Gabbard”)

She would look good in anything!

That’s dang tooting fer sure!!!!

Now seeing Pete Buttigeig in one. . . hmmmmmm. . . I best keep that thought in my mind because boy would I. . . . . .