Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 30, 2019

Now talk about “Blaaart the mustachioed”!

well, that’s getting somewhere (off topic as to Prunella’s point of view of no longer wanting to be friends with Dakota)

Someone need to tell the Queen Goblin about vlogging…

So she can tell it to someone else!!

So this guy comes up to me on the street and tells me he “hasn’t had a bite in three days.”

Im starting to think Goblins and Unicorns have a lot in common

Offended! 0 out of 10:-).

Dakota and Prunella have some common ground.

These two goblins sound like Tweedledum and Tweedledee but they were frightened off by a crow before the battle they had agreed to have actually commenced.

The best slap fights are pizza slice slap fights.

Two goblins in a slap fight? What a pair of slappers!

I like her fangs. How often she flosses them?

Blart and Blaart, huh? What’s the maximum number of a’s that a goblin’s name can have?

Bläärt blart blart blääärt

Goblins have slap fights, kobolds wrestle, orcs box, ogres use mixed martial arts, and trolls are pacifists……….

“You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You’re a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They’re not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! ‘Honey, I’d like you to meet Del Griffith; he’s got some amusing anecdotes for you. Oh, and here’s a gun so you can blow your brains out. You’ll thank me for it.’ I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days, I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They’d say, ‘How can you stand it?’ I’d say, ‘’Cause I’ve been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING.’ You know what they’d say? They’d say, ‘I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Whoa.’ It’s like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn’t pull it out and snap it back; you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you’re telling these little stories? Here’s a good idea: Have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!” —Neal from “Planes, Trains & Automobiles”

I know she was light purple before, when previously she was green, but now she’s a different SHADE of purple??

Seems they’ve gone off topic… :/