Pickles by Brian Crane for December 10, 2019

And it shows.

Would Jon Arbuckle likes those socks, or would Alfred Yankovic (his Pharrell Williams “Happy” parody “tacky”)?

Does Walmart still have greeters? If they do, I must be walking past them without noticing.

Is Clyde a self-portrait of Brian Crane?

I hope Wal-Mart keeps those greeters. They are kind no matter what town you live in, big, midsize or small.

Thank god I’ve never stepped one foot in any Walmart!!

I get all my fashion from the bargain bin at the dollar store.

We can tell, Earl.

You would think that Earl’s fashion “advice” would come from Opal…

Earl that is not a far fetched idea. A good greeter when checking bags (exit) would notice what product is moving ;-)

Ooo, ooo, I wanna see a storyline where Earl becomes a walmart greeter! :)

Argyle socks?

Earl takes the cheap advice…..he never buys those stinkin men’s magazines….he don’t need no stinking advice, period.

Those Walmartians are very friendly!

Me too, Earl, me too!

Clyde only reads them at the news stand.

Same for cashiers. I won’t use the “scan and go!”

Sound choice Earl.. besides they can tell you which aisle you can find it in.

Snort!

In the world I live in “men’s fashion” is an oxymoron.

I am not up to such sophisticated shopping advice. I try to be the one who sets standards others can live with.

(“It ain’t much, but it’s better than what David has on.”)

I would comment here, but I’m sure there’s nothing I could say that hasn’t already been said. By the time I read the comics here every day, others have already made the funny and/or thought-provoking comments. Oops…I made a comment, just what I said I wouldn’t do!

Fashion has never been of interest to me.

You can’t go out of style if you’re never in style to begin with.