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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 03, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    This is supposed to be The Land Of Sweets, good sir – not the Land Of Carbs.

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    Some have chopped nuts on them….

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    This is nuts!

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Getting ready to dance with the high fructose corn syrup fairies…

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    He’ll be a tough nut to crack

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    It’s all down-hole from here.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Fyodor, I have a feeling we’re not in Siberia any more. We’re in the Land of the Munchkins.”

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    oldlady07 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    aaaaaand…chocolate is a vegetable! I’m pretty sure it’s made from beans!!

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Glorious Leader, whistle a happy tune.

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    Ubintold  about 5 years ago

    Donuts spelled backward is stunod.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I think he’s going cracked.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 5 years ago

    Gentlemen, if you still think ballet is for wimps, you haven’t had your nuts cracked lately.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    No but you are.

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    pchemcat  about 5 years ago

    I am so going to use that line!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    So…is he complaining or justifying?

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    danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Better get cracking!

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    tbubble  about 5 years ago

    I crack myself up.

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