Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 09, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’d like to see how he hung the stocking.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    A large sock & candy to boot. A win-win situation.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    There’s a silver lining to everything.

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    Vilyehm  about 5 years ago

    The parrot in the picture died of severe diarrhea.

    That’s why the frame is an irregular polygon.

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    Mark really pegged this one today!

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    a visit by F-arrh-ther Christmas?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Auuuurgh! Shiver me timbers…..a stocking to fit my leg…

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    rhpii  about 5 years ago

    Ship painting over the mantle, a picture of his favorite parrot and a peg stocking full of goodies. The only thing to watch out for is there is no wood in the fireplace. Keep that peg leg safe!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    He’ll wear the stocking, fir good measure.

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    RobinHood  about 5 years ago

    Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg,

    It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens,

    Hopping around on a peg,

    Ask your sweetheart to marry, but too long you’ve tarried,

    ‘Cos now you can’t kneel down and beg,

    Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Esso si que es! Hombre es no caballero.

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    Gerard:D  about 5 years ago

    I’m sure this one is not going in “The Best of Off The Mark” book.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Wow! Look what else I got – one mitten!

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