Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for November 27, 2019

I see leftovers going into January.

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Turkey is a great food for dieters….

Granted, that’s a biiiig turkey…

But you can only eat so much at one time.

Compared to beef or pork or even cheese, it’s low fat and high protein.

Sweet potatoes are good for you too, until you candy them….

The problem will be if the gravy, cranberry sauce, butter, whipped cream and pumpkin pie are on a scale with that turkey.

That said…. it’s good for your physical and mental well being to enjoy yourself now and then.

I refuse to believe that one piece of pie and a little gravy on Thanksgiving are going to ruin anybody’s life.

It’s unhealthy and stressful to spend every minute of your life obsessing over your weight, your diet, or even your health….

or especially over someone else’s.

…and who the hell was man enough to kill that bird?

That must be Adam? He was certainly the biggest turkey around, or so it appeared.

Professor Hammond’s company is now in the poultry business?

two words….BIG FREEZER

turnkey? thats a Roc !

The Museum of Natural History is looking for its pterodactyl display….

Now THAT’S A TURKEY!

I want to see it in the oven

It least they don’t have to wait for it to defrost. Getting in the oven may be a prob though.

That is why you rent an extendable construction forklift. It easily lifts the turkey and safely lowers it into the deep fryer. Do not stuff turkeys going into a fryer.

A Sisyphean turkey!

They finally killed the Turkey who ate Cincinnati? Whew!

Chernobyl Farm fresh turkey

With a turkey that large, you are going to need a bigger oven, or get Roy to dig a hole in the ground and cook it in-ground.

Let’s see. A twenty minutes per pound, that’ll take—what— four days to cook?

But can it fly?“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”A Carlson

Turkey soup, turkey casserole, turkey sandwiches, turkey surprise, cold turkey…….

From the size of that bird the farmer didn’t just use hormones, he used compressed air…

Looks like a GMO version dinosaur size.

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