quantum judgements
It’s all moot. There’s no chimney for Santa to climb down.
Well then, why the binary choice of giving you a present or not? Can’t I just get myself something and say it was your Christmas gift?
Someone’s angling to become the underachiever of the week!
I would just blame Tim Rickard. His name is on the wall.
We already have classifications to cover just such issues, if people would just read more:
Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic Good
Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic Neutral
Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic Evil
See? It’s all spelled out. Just roll some dice and you’re pegged for life.
A misfit toy, maybe?
So add some snow and write "Peace on Earth: under it. It is now a political/religious free speech statement and you are allowed to make it.
I can see the reindeer in spacesuits, Rudolf with your searchlight so bright, won’t you find my space home tonight…
His vocabulary is almost as good as Calvin’s!
Gasp! Not socks!
All naughty kids get clothes for gifts.
This explains why I nearly never got a present I actually wanted.
(Aunt Mytrice’s bubble blow was always welcome, though. You can not go wrong with bubble blow.)
He’s already using that system. Just think of the message he’s sending when he brings you underwear.
There will always be those packages of Underwear to look forward to on Christmas morning.
Getting socks isn’t bad… keeps Jólakötturinn away!
billcor almost 5 years ago
quantum judgements
Bilan almost 5 years ago
It’s all moot. There’s no chimney for Santa to climb down.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Well then, why the binary choice of giving you a present or not? Can’t I just get myself something and say it was your Christmas gift?
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Someone’s angling to become the underachiever of the week!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I would just blame Tim Rickard. His name is on the wall.
Snoots almost 5 years ago
We already have classifications to cover just such issues, if people would just read more:
Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic Good
Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic Neutral
Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic Evil
See? It’s all spelled out. Just roll some dice and you’re pegged for life.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A misfit toy, maybe?
dewcoons almost 5 years ago
So add some snow and write "Peace on Earth: under it. It is now a political/religious free speech statement and you are allowed to make it.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
I can see the reindeer in spacesuits, Rudolf with your searchlight so bright, won’t you find my space home tonight…
Ray*C almost 5 years ago
His vocabulary is almost as good as Calvin’s!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Gasp! Not socks!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
All naughty kids get clothes for gifts.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
This explains why I nearly never got a present I actually wanted.
(Aunt Mytrice’s bubble blow was always welcome, though. You can not go wrong with bubble blow.)
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
He’s already using that system. Just think of the message he’s sending when he brings you underwear.
bakana almost 5 years ago
There will always be those packages of Underwear to look forward to on Christmas morning.
Cat Hammer almost 5 years ago
Getting socks isn’t bad… keeps Jólakötturinn away!