Close to Home by John McPherson for December 21, 2019

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Eating that much at one time sure puts a strain on the reindeer.

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    Show-off!

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He’s about as non-anonymous as you can get!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And you’ll do it again, won’t you?

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds like a cry for help..no one put out any coffee to go with those cookies.

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    Do you know why Santa never had children? He only comes once a year and it’s down the chimney.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And all of those cookies gave Santa explosive diarrhea which propelled him around the world!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “You win, dude! None of us can compete with that. But thanks for making everyone else feel better about themselves.”

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    How many nights a year do you do that? Only 1!? You are a binge eater. A mega Eater eats that way every day.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Mega Eaters Anonymous typically gets a large turnout! I heard at one time they were going to merge with Alcoholics Anonymous and call it Alcoholics Enormous but it didn’t quite fly!

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    Qiset  almost 5 years ago

    The new world record!

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    Prey  almost 5 years ago

    Considering that the world population is 7.5 billion and the average family size is 4.5, what happened in the other 1,662,423,655 households, cakes, buns or unbelievers?

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    Nate England  almost 5 years ago

    Richard Watterson: That’s not a challenge! That’s Tuesday!

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    I kinda think Santa might have shared those cookies with Bleeb and the reindeer. He is a very giving soul.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …and then there was the milk! Sooooo much milk!

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    comixbomix  almost 5 years ago

    Next stop: Milkaholics Anonymous (I udder to think…)

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Is that your record?

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Annual fill up.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    All together with no enthusiasm: “Hi Santa…”

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    I hope none were left by naughty kids that used laxative instead of chocolate…

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    Spence12 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You go to those meetings to confess, not brag.

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    Ray  almost 5 years ago

    How many gallons of milk were involved? As an aside, this Santa would prefer a wee dram of single malt Scotch accompanied by a fine seegar.

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