Mega Eaters Anonymous typically gets a large turnout! I heard at one time they were going to merge with Alcoholics Anonymous and call it Alcoholics Enormous but it didn’t quite fly!
Considering that the world population is 7.5 billion and the average family size is 4.5, what happened in the other 1,662,423,655 households, cakes, buns or unbelievers?
allen@home almost 5 years ago
Eating that much at one time sure puts a strain on the reindeer.
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
Show-off!
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He’s about as non-anonymous as you can get!
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And you’ll do it again, won’t you?
Lightpainter almost 5 years ago
Sounds like a cry for help..no one put out any coffee to go with those cookies.
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
Do you know why Santa never had children? He only comes once a year and it’s down the chimney.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And all of those cookies gave Santa explosive diarrhea which propelled him around the world!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“You win, dude! None of us can compete with that. But thanks for making everyone else feel better about themselves.”
theincrediblebulk almost 5 years ago
How many nights a year do you do that? Only 1!? You are a binge eater. A mega Eater eats that way every day.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
Mega Eaters Anonymous typically gets a large turnout! I heard at one time they were going to merge with Alcoholics Anonymous and call it Alcoholics Enormous but it didn’t quite fly!
Qiset almost 5 years ago
The new world record!
Prey almost 5 years ago
Considering that the world population is 7.5 billion and the average family size is 4.5, what happened in the other 1,662,423,655 households, cakes, buns or unbelievers?
Nate England almost 5 years ago
Richard Watterson: That’s not a challenge! That’s Tuesday!
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
I kinda think Santa might have shared those cookies with Bleeb and the reindeer. He is a very giving soul.
Dobie Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…and then there was the milk! Sooooo much milk!
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
Next stop: Milkaholics Anonymous (I udder to think…)
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Is that your record?
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
Annual fill up.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
All together with no enthusiasm: “Hi Santa…”
paranormal almost 5 years ago
I hope none were left by naughty kids that used laxative instead of chocolate…
Spence12 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You go to those meetings to confess, not brag.
Ray almost 5 years ago
How many gallons of milk were involved? As an aside, this Santa would prefer a wee dram of single malt Scotch accompanied by a fine seegar.