Doctor suggested I lose 10 pounds, which didn’t seem too bad to me. He advised me to pick up two 5 pound bags of four or sugar at the grocery store and carry them around for a couple minutes – wow – what a lesson.
Illogical. The hollow bones and air sacs make that big fella lighter than if he were a mammal. Why they can get so much larger than any terrestrial mammals ever could. And this is a sure fire way to die from starvation.
Watcher over 4 years ago
John, it’s your passenger, the dookie bird, always wanting a ride, dragging you everywhere. That’s your excuse.
incognito over 4 years ago
Shell shock..
Mordock999 Premium Member over 4 years ago
“What’s your excuse?”
Well how about the fact that no one has invented “turtle soup,” yet? ;)
Purple People Eater over 4 years ago
Cartying your house around on your back can be tiring.
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
“What’s my excuse?”
“You have to carry your condo around everywhere.”
Snoots over 4 years ago
The turtle is simply wise.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
the fact that you are carrying your home and protection on your back all the time!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
You were born to roam in slow motion…..portable housing is rare these days!
dv1093 over 4 years ago
Doctor suggested I lose 10 pounds, which didn’t seem too bad to me. He advised me to pick up two 5 pound bags of four or sugar at the grocery store and carry them around for a couple minutes – wow – what a lesson.
gammaguy over 4 years ago
…95% of your time is spent resting."
And the rest of your time….
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Both of those animals have lifespans of over 100. Not moving too much was/is a big help.
colcam over 4 years ago
Hey! Over nine hours and no fights over Kleiber’s law!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 4 years ago
…or mine?
COL Crash over 4 years ago
Isn’t 95% of his time actually spent eating in order to maintain his size.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT!
David Peters over 4 years ago
How about eating time?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Illogical. The hollow bones and air sacs make that big fella lighter than if he were a mammal. Why they can get so much larger than any terrestrial mammals ever could. And this is a sure fire way to die from starvation.