Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 11, 2019

Why? And what would giantess do if he doesn’t buy any?

…or she’ll huff, and she’ll puff, and she’ll blow your house down.

The last bunch I saw selling cookies around the corner, I told them to go down a few blocks and set up their table outside a cannabis dispensary. They would sell all their boxes in no time!!

Usually they are in front of a supermarket here. --I remember going door to door. Hated it; I was shy and this was scary to go to people’s houses and knock on doors (alone; no parent or friend with me). The homes may have been in our (large) neighborhood, but those people were still strangers to me. And I actually had doors slammed in my face (by old men, not by women, if that’s any consolation). Of course, looking at the situation from today’s perspective, I can understand why girls no longer do this. All you need is one pervert….

Cookie Monster

I’ll also take some of those canned vegetables.

Such a nicea nicea gal….

They brought their enforcer.

Girlilla Scout, look out!