The Knight Life by Keith Knight for May 14, 2021
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Gunther: whaddya think of the Texas chainsaw BBQ? KN: Take a wild guess!! Our dinner conversation has been marred by bloodcurdling screams and chainsaws!! AAAAHH WHHIRRRR HACK CHOP KN: My husbands been missing for na hour!! we could quite possibly be eating him right now!! Always said he had good taste!!
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
Not helping, Gunther, not helping.
Yontrop over 3 years ago
She doesn’t seem to have a plate. But I’m wondering why, after an hour, she’s still sitting there.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
Relax you probably aren’t eating your husband. There are health unit rules on how much meat needs to be chilled after slaughter before it can be cooked and served. And any fine dining establishment will be following those rules. He won’t be on the menu until at least tomorrow.
brucemcguffin over 3 years ago
Nonsense. It takes a lot longer than one hour to cook barbecue.
fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sorry, Gunther. Texas Chainsaw BBQ doesn’t want people with good taste, they want people who taste good.
fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Clara Peller: “WHERE’S THE KEEF?”
Scoutmaster77 over 3 years ago
Gunther!