Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 17, 2020

Fire bad all fire bad.

Why would Ralph agree?

Frankee Candle, I assume.

I’m with the green guy. Sometimes I think my wife is trying to annoy me.

Very current events cartoon Goop vayjay scented candle is sold out. (can’t make this sht up)

Are these the scented candles sold by GOOP?

Maybe that brain from Abbie Normal wasn’t as bad as they thought it was.

Lets take real natural stuff, process it chemically, then atomize it into the air or tell people they need to put it on their bodies. cough cough how do I sell it? Label it “Essential” & “Natural” HaHa

Might be insensitive but a selling incentive: How many cents for what scent?

What is the joke here? Why would Frankenstein’s be pissed off about candles?

There the new Gwyneth Paltrow candles.

That monster just doesn’t have any scents…

I agree too. Overwhelming.

A migraineur knows many scents are triggers. We have some kind of wiring problem, and if anyone does, it’s the Big Guy.

Yes, they are! They make people sick.

Go get ’em, Franky. Go get ’em all and dump them into the arctic ocean!

Next time just go with LED candles. Frankie can hold them up to his neck bolts if the batteries grow dim.

He just can’t abide the smell of Gwyneth Paltrow’s cooter snorcher.