Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 29, 2020

Of course everyone knows what “irrelevant” means. It’s a gigantic grey thing on 4 legs; largest land animal on the planet.

Perhaps you should go to the BA-BAR for a drink, Mr. Elephant.;-D

Hobbes is there where is,Calvin.

After the next election many in the GOP will become irrelevant!

Ignore the elephant at your own peril!

Aren’t MOST Elephants irrelevant nowadays?? We know they are utterly dishonest…

So have some duck soup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddhrz0XKySQ

Where’s the man in the yellow hat when you need him?

where’s opus

You really should have tried harder to become a recurring character in Peanuts.

Hobbes!!!

“Irrelevant Elephant” does roll off the tongue nicely though.

The elephant was irrelevant until he “trumpeted one” in the small room.

Who’s the tall guy on the right?

“Hey, offer him some pistachios.”

“No, you offer him some pistachios.”

“Nope. I’m not going to offer him …”

“Hey, I know! Let’s get Mikey. Hey, Mikey!”

Is it just me, or does Zebra (from Pearls Before Swine) look pissed?

Not after the mouse ran over his foot and he threw a tantrum, and his lunch.

My favorite take on this was from Zootopia… “We need to talk about the elephant in the room… because it’s her BIIRRRRRTHDAAAYYYYY….”

Irrelephant???

You get a circus peanut. You get a circus peanut. Everybody (except the elephant) gets a circus peanut!

What’s another animal in room full of animals.

ZEEBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya ZebraStripes!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Is he the elephant who tried to use the telephant? Or maybe the elephone who tried to use the telephone? (Thank you, Ogden Nash)

Now that I’m thinking about it:

Once there was an elephant,

Who thought he was irrelevant.

Oh, no, I mean a relevant,

Who thought he was an elephant.

I thought irrelevant was a sick elephant.

I went to the animal fair, The birds and the beasts were there, The big baboon by the light of the moon was combing his auburn hair, The monkey he got drunk, and fell on the elephant’s trunk; The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees, And that was the end of the monk.