Harlan Ellison wrote a wild short story in which Santa was a James-Bond-like secret agent fighting an evil conspiracy: the red suit had more weapons in it than one of 007’s cars, and the plump belly was part of the gear, not of his actual bod. Oh, and the reindeer flew because they were high on sugar cubes laced with LSD.
Well, just about all the superheroes have gotten makeovers over the years — new costumes, new personalities, sometimes new secret identities. So I guess it’s reasonable that Santa gets an upgrade too after all these years.
Dr_Fogg almost 5 years ago
Merry Christmas!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXWoKi5x3lw
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If that doesn’t get you on the nice list, nothing will.
Jml58 almost 5 years ago
No capes. Edna Mode.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
A very thoughtful idea, and one that has crossed many hearts over the years.
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
Can he change in a phone booth?!? Oh, wait, there aren’t any phone booths anymore. . .guess he’ll have to do the whirly bit. . .
DHBirr almost 5 years ago
Harlan Ellison wrote a wild short story in which Santa was a James-Bond-like secret agent fighting an evil conspiracy: the red suit had more weapons in it than one of 007’s cars, and the plump belly was part of the gear, not of his actual bod. Oh, and the reindeer flew because they were high on sugar cubes laced with LSD.
KEA almost 5 years ago
No Capes! — Edna Mode
kathleenhicks62 almost 5 years ago
A lot better than cookies and milk!
InTraining Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Good job little Ernie… With that cape on, Santa will be able to pull his own sleigh and give his reindeer a much-needed rest…!
paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well, just about all the superheroes have gotten makeovers over the years — new costumes, new personalities, sometimes new secret identities. So I guess it’s reasonable that Santa gets an upgrade too after all these years.
Jim Kerner almost 5 years ago
Cute.