Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 15, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Jeff Bezos is already on it.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So true. Wall Street went through convulsions when, after demanding that every other business and industry in the country adopt high tech tools, Wall Street itself had to adopt them too.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    You better not shout, you better not pout, cause Amazon is coming to town!

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    Kymberleigh  almost 5 years ago

    The modern-day equivalent of Martin Niemoller.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Amazon Prime dude.

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    Well, it was inevitable!!

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Where’s Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen?The sleigh source code’s broken and badly needs fixin’!”

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    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    Who would they send to fire Santa?

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    The TM  almost 5 years ago

    Will chimneys have to be equipped with charging stations?

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    dlkrueger33  almost 5 years ago

    Amazon took over his job, but he’s not fired. He’s been demoted to working in malls. (What’s left of them).

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    Santa is the boss. He can’t be fired.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    IDK! Everything is changing as the years pass! Traditions are tossed, standard holiday songs mangled and changed beyond recognition…..I hate it…..if some groups want to celebrate their own traditions, then do so, but don’t trash others beliefs and traditions! AI is coming, I’m sure….

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    Sorry Santa, but your job has been outsourced to China.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    That’ll have deer consequences.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Thieves have it to easy now a days, back in the day they would have to break in to steal Christmas.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    There’s an out Claus in his contract

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    They’ll have algorithms to determine who’s naughty and who’s nice.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    NuhHuh. No way. Can’t happen. That’s not going anywhere. Not today. Not ever.

    If you try to tell me that AI has the magic, I’ll knock you down the stairs to Perdition.

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