Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 20, 2019

The server has an enlarged prostate?

Say no more. I’ve had a Twitch-y sphincter before.

And my grandson accuses me of telling bad puns!

This so cosmically funny on several levels — one of which is that anybody under 30 will not get it.

Drips – they’re called drips!

There’s a thesis in here somewhere: Ways to increase internet throughput using insights gained from prostate surgery maybe.

In the flow of the tubes, Netflix is a kidney stone.

I just shared this strip with my son in law who is a urologist. I go to a female urologist….. smaller fingers.

Let me know….I’ll be in the men’s room…

Needs to update her plan to 4G-whizz…

Yes, and you will be notified by the server in about two hours that another stream is coming…

Oh, urine trouble now.

Do not use the “s” word when talking to a patient like that!

“Hello, this is the Urology Department. Could you hold, please?”

DR.Pepper Bottles, had it right just 12 hours early, 10/2/4

Most of the Urology staff where I am treated are young and female. And one of the offices has a bubbling water fountain in the waiting room.I also have more sympathy for my internet provider after today’s cartoon.

Piss on that. I’m leaving.

Tell him how to repair his credit while you’re waiting…

When I used to use chat “rooms”, instead of saying “brb” (be right back), I would type “I’ve got to download a data stream”.

Maybe they should get one of their IT whizzes to fix it?

Pee-U.

I can still write my name in the snow except it is in Morse code now.

hope he doesn’t get pissed off…

He must be in his 50’s… “face palm”…

@ivy valory. Are you saying those under 30 are pee brained?