Close to Home by John McPherson for December 24, 2019

That’s not a very friendly looking robot.

How does he return the ROBO-RETURN?

My wife’s family would just re-gift everything. (Is that a Bleeb angel on the treetop?)

I like the fangs on the robot … though I’m wondering why it needs ’em.

And this is why so many men hate to shop for women as they know they will be suffering through returning everything.

I hope Bleeb doesn’t get electrocuted in those lights!

Finally! I can get rid of that old fruitcake!

All the hussel and bussel, trying to find the right gift, and within a few moments it’s over. But you can’t beat those excited little children and the girl friend that gets the little wrapped two inch cube box. Their eyes all sparkle!

Bleeb, DON’T forget to call your mother!

REG US PAT OFF. (Batteries not included)

Good, we can start with this ugly sweater you got me.

Merry Christmas Little Alien Dude! Merry Christmas Everyone! Waving back at you, Bleeb!!!!!!!!! :)

Can I get a Robo-return to return the Robo-return?

I love the saw blade mouth! Should scuttle any arguments about “ do you have the receipt?”

Unless it’s the robot you need to return! (In my case, my grandson’s present didn’t work).