Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 12, 2020

You don’t often see a chicken standing on a horse’s head………………

I think Ralph has the best pun for this one.

Looks like a butterfly to me.

Udderly ridiculous.

Lie down on the cowch and tell me about your calfhood.

Ralph looks directly at us, a la “The Office”.

You’re not seeing the holstien picture.

“Okay, her name is Bessy, is is absolutely lovely, but don’t stare or mention her birth marks.”

Wonder what the butcher is seeing

Sometimes it’s best to see nothing at all according to the Nurse Ratched School of Etiquette.

Isn’t that the test where they show you all those pictures of bare naked ladies?