Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 30, 2019

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    Vilyehm  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, but his wife’s bud was cross pollinated.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    " Oh yeh? Proof it! "

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, plant creatures from outer space.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Just the beer light to guide us …

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    I voted for Bush, Sr. and his “thousand pints of lite.”

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    Barnabus Blackoak  almost 5 years ago

    Then why are you serving it at your bar?

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Who’s that perv over in the corner counting our petals? Just that bum Fibonacci.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Ha! It does for me! I’m not “petaling” back if that’s what you’re implying! This " stems" from family genes…

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Can’t blame a guy for tryin’.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Say it isn’t so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burp. :)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Liquid and lite. Fulfills the requirements for photosynthesis.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, you synthesize your way, he synthesize his way.

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    tinstar  almost 5 years ago

    Drinking that much, I hope they made her turn her pistil in, at the door!

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