Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 30, 2019

Yes, but his wife’s bud was cross pollinated.

" Oh yeh? Proof it! "

Reminds me of the old Bud Light commercials where they say anything else is just a light.

Ah, plant creatures from outer space.

Just the beer light to guide us …

I voted for Bush, Sr. and his “thousand pints of lite.”

Then why are you serving it at your bar?

Who’s that perv over in the corner counting our petals? Just that bum Fibonacci.

Ha! It does for me! I’m not “petaling” back if that’s what you’re implying! This " stems" from family genes…

Can’t blame a guy for tryin’.

Say it isn’t so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burp. :)

Liquid and lite. Fulfills the requirements for photosynthesis.

Hey, you synthesize your way, he synthesize his way.

Drinking that much, I hope they made her turn her pistil in, at the door!