Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 29, 2019

Well, in MY day, the hippies never trimmed anything … much less doing it neatly.

OK, groomer.

But who’s smiling?

Her ferns are showing…LOL

It’s the pits.

I never understood the double standard. Today is Sunday. I’ll start getting dressed for church when I hear my wife with the hair dryer. At least I picked out what I am going to wear; it took all of about 5 seconds.

Men are definitely lower-maintenance than women.

That gives “shaved ice” a whole new meaning.

She prefers to be leafed out in the cold.

A buxom lass.

Isn’t it still her day?

Weed whackers.