“Yeah, call the manager! I want to report…I want to…oop! …I think we…hoo hoo…this tub…oh ho ho…yow…we should just…eep eep eep…right there…I’ve never….guhhhhh…”
Manager: “You called, sir? Is there a problem?”
“Yeah, the problem is I can only give you five stars on Yelp, instead of six…”
Grumpy Old Guy about 5 years ago
You missed the asterisk that said “2 – fer special”…..
A Common 'tator about 5 years ago
They’re too big to be those fish that nibble off the dead skin, around your feet…
AlanM about 5 years ago
He won’t be happy if they start nibbling his “worm”.
Then again maybe he will.
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 5 years ago
“Yeah, call the manager! I want to report…I want to…oop! …I think we…hoo hoo…this tub…oh ho ho…yow…we should just…eep eep eep…right there…I’ve never….guhhhhh…”
Manager: “You called, sir? Is there a problem?”
“Yeah, the problem is I can only give you five stars on Yelp, instead of six…”
pcmcdonald about 5 years ago
Needs a pool then you could be swimming with the fishes.
IshkaBibel1 about 5 years ago
The indispensable Oxford comma.
betseytacy about 5 years ago
wouldn’t koi in a hot tub die because of the elevated heat???
comixbomix about 5 years ago
Let’s just hope they’re coy…
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Check your moles when you get out…if some are missing; it is a Koi pond.
StephenRice about 5 years ago
Some people always have to carp about something.
paranormal about 5 years ago
You want Sushi with the hot tub?
aerilim about 5 years ago
Boiled Koi sounds great. It’s like fish broth…
Thehag about 5 years ago
That’s some expensive poached fish given the price of a nice good size Koi.