Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 03, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Today, I’ll allow it.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Is that spelled with one %&* or two?

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  almost 5 years ago

    Looking for loopholes.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    It’s already the third. What took him so long.

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    Tyge  almost 5 years ago

    You have 363 days to make up for it. :o)

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    bobpeters61  almost 5 years ago

    Baby steps!

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    Martin Booda  almost 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t it be “fewer”?

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    Going Nuts  almost 5 years ago

    Like keeping count of calories?

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Who gives a rotund rodent’s rear end? ;op

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He will be nearly 100% successful. If it’s like last year, he will go almost the whole year before equaling last year, making it “less” than last year for almost the whole year.

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    Airbender  almost 5 years ago

    I’m very careful with my language; particularly around women and children, except when I’m alone and addressing my computer.

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    ScullyUFO  almost 5 years ago

    Isn’t the underlying message that the world would be a better place if software developers did not use the general public as their test base?

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    I have never uttered a swear word…my favorite nun growing up told me people who curse have not developed a vocabulary and are forced to express themselves in that manner….I had great fun in the Navy….they called me The Rev….when they cursed me my response was oh yeah well coitus you too

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    royq27  almost 5 years ago

    What the h*** is he talking about?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    That was your allotment for today.

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    demnuts1  almost 5 years ago

    my resolution is to have MORE sex.

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    dv1093  almost 5 years ago

    I’m not familiar with that phrase. %$^&##@ is my usual go to.

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    trainnut1956  almost 5 years ago

    “I resolve to swear fewer?”

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Most of my resolutions involve “more.”

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    kunddog  almost 5 years ago

    I found that since I retired my swearing has dropped to zero.

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    Chuck2Carol Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Herewith my usual lecture: to swear is to take an oath on God’s name; that’s wrong if it’s in a trivial matter [i.e. “I swear I only ate one donut.” It’s a good thing if you swear to “tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God”]. To curse is to condemn someone or something to hell. Again, that’s wrong if it’s in a frivolous manner [i.e. “God damn Yankees”]. It’s legitimate if you seriously intend to ask God to destroy a person in hell. To use profanity, which is what is most often happens, is to use profane [i.e. ‘of the earth; earthy’] language. It’s crude, but not ‘sinful.’ Profanity includes descriptive words or phrases for many body functions. There is nothing sinful about profanity [unless you’re an English Major and know better!]. I find it ironic that society most often ‘bleeps’ profanities, and doesn’t blink an eye [or ‘give a s—-’!] about cursing and swearing.

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    cbo  almost 5 years ago

    I refuse to remove my ad bloc on the weather channel because they say “less” instead of “fewer”. It grates!

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    Back to Big Mike  almost 5 years ago

    Arlo doesn’t seem like the swearing type.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Hard to do since that is the one and only place such words have their meaning.

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    phobos  over 4 years ago

    He must be using windows 10.

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