Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 26, 2020

How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?CHANGE!!?!!!!!!!!

Replace the Bulb with a new LED … Should be a long time before this question gets asked again ;-)

To change a bulb in a government building, first you do a study, put the job out for bid, and find a relative is the best person for the job!

Copyright 2007! I had to check cause it seemed so apropos.

“101 Huge Knock On Jokes” ??? (had to do a screen capture, paste it into an editor, flip it both horizontally & vertically … then make it large enough to read … sheesh).

Now THIS is my kind of funny and balanced political cartooning. Rock ‘em Sock ‘em robot style. Everybody takes their lumps. Well done, Darby!

It is pointless to tell Bucky to settle down.

I suddenly had this weird vision of an owl licking a Tootsie Pop????

How many Trumps does it take to change a light bulb?Get real. They don’t change their own light bulbs. That’s not the kind of screwing they’re good at.

Question: How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: What’s a lightbulb??

really good one!

Everything about today’s strip is hilarious, but, IMO, “Well, with the proper funding-” coupled with Satch’s pensive look is the MOST hilarious (and true) line.

How many lawyers to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it REALLY gets screwed. How many mice to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but darned if I know how they get in there.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lght bulb? Only one but the light bulb really has to WANT to change.

As a third party I weep and laugh at the final punchline at the same time.

Alas, Bucky, I fear you are right. We never will know as long as all the dim bulbs cling to their misbegotten belief a two-party system is all that works — noting for the record, however, that liberalism is neither a political party nor the prima facie antithesis of the Republican Party.

Okay, that last one was pretty darn good!

Plus ca change…

Democrats would change quite a lot. They would give us Medicare for all. They would give everyone the right to a free education. They would fix our roads and bridges. But, they would have to get the Republicans out of the way in order to be able to change anything, because the Republicans don’t want anything improved if it costs the rich or if a Democrat might get credit for it. VOTE BLUE 2020— all the way from your local school board to the White House. The middle class has supported this country while the 1% got the benefits long enough now.

Equal opportunity satire. I like it.

Just enough third partiers to screw up the election

How many NewYorkers does it take to change a light bulb? None of your f#@$&in’ business!

Once again, Bucky takes a decisive lead in the logic and reason department.

Bucky sure nailed us liberals.