The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 13, 2020

Who wants to practice the Heimlich manoeuvre…?

I’ll be the first to say it … a prickly situation. Sorry I couldn’t help myself.

I’ve always wondered how they reproduce without getting injured.

None of these guys could have anticipated this problem before it happened?

Wouldn’t only half of them be bandaged up?

I think they all got the point!

A prickly situation.

Certainly they’re not a spineless bunch.

Next year bring your whole body Kevlar suits. Yes, the one’s we wear while sky diving from dirigibles.

Looking around for Gary Larson in the shadows somewhere. Very Far Side-esque. I like it.

Line Dancing is probably out as well.

Penguins share one thing with porcupines: an aversion to hugs

I told you it was a bad idea you stupid prick.

“I’m not catching that little prick Bobby!”

This is what happens when you are and aren’t the sharpest bunch in the company.

I was thinking it was a sex education class.

Maybe fall face to your partner?

Have you ever done it?