The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 14, 2020

Ah, news in briefs

Where are the guys dressed like fruit???

He’s about to get a boxer rebellion.

these ‘brief’ meetings just give them the sweats…

For shorts attention spans.

♫ In the clearing stands the boxers … ♫

I suppose there will be a de-briefing later on!!

I cotton-ed on to his pun even though I do not own a pear of his briefs.

I suppose “vegetables of the loom” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Be glad you don’t work for Depends!

It should be “FOTL” not “LOL”

When he called for a vote he asked everyone for a show of Hanes.

Next time call me. I was underwear about this meeting.

This is where the family jewels are encased….

chortle

occasionally he can be heard humming his favorite tune, spanx for the memory….

A sense of humor that is unsupportable.

No diversity in that room, just a bunch of tighty whities.

In your face, Pastis!

He’s plucking the g-string of my heart. (I’m leaving now.)

OK. Have a nice day.

Uptighty whitey.

I bet this goes up on the walls of actual Fruit of the Loom offices all over the world!

Let’s review our customer support plan.

…and that’s the long(johns) and the shorts of it!

The meeting will soon take an unexpected twist.

Not to be unduly picky (OK, OK, this is unduly picky), but if the guy with the snarky comment wants to be speaking sotto voce to his colleague sitting to his right, shouldn’t he be using his left hand to shield his comment from the boss?

By sheer coincidence, this morning I looked up how old the brand was. It dates back to the 1850s. I knew only an oldie would have a four-word name.

Bikini, Boxer or tighty whitey?

“I’d also like to mention that sales are a little bit “under where” we would like them.”

At least he didn’t call it a briefing.

He will begin with a short video.

If you don’t like his jokes, you’re free to weave.