The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 15, 2020

This is falsie news.

Mars: God of Gossip

For weird planetary behavior, nothing beats putting stuff up Uranus.

so that’s where the bosom of the earth is located…

She had plastic surgery.

They can’t prove the earth is flat….so who cares WHAT they think….however, Uranus is still spinning in circles…..

Hard to keep abreast of that situation!

With all the plastic in the ocean, she doesn’t need to stuff any more. She’s had an enhancement!

Earth is head and shoulders above the rest.

Not with those mountain ranges.

is that the Grand Tetons?

And she’s still not as hot as Venus (yet).

But wait! Is that a full moon I see?

Don’t listen to him; he’s just loony.

Must be the Grand Tetons…

We’re poles apart on that opinion.

You’d think the bra would be over the Himalaians.

Oh my……way to funny.

If the earth was really flat, cats would have knocked everything off of it by now.

How does he know?

The moon is mooning the earth

Such earthy humor.

But you should see the mounds of Venus.

There is no flat earth theory.

Its just added CO2 from 300 million years ago today.

This is really stretching the imagination for a “joke”.

Saturn is so close? Fake news!

Earth’s gonna cause a revolution in planet-wear!

Twiggy? Maybe Olive Oyl?

The Grand Tetons are NOT flat!

I think she is retaining water.

The hair on her head matches the hair on her…okay I’ll stop.