The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 06, 2020

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Equality in everything!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Gargle, gargoyle, then spit.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    Brutus: "Married men don’t have maiden names, son, and your mom should have had a better family name than ‘Gargoyle’ "!

    Gladys: “That’s ‘Gargle’, Brutus !”

    Brutus: “I know what I mean!”

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    My wife really misses out on things like this. She doesn’t have a maiden name.

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 5 years ago

    I once asked a gf what her maiden name was. It was the same as her married name! I mentioned that I had never met anyone who married someone with the same name and she said “no, he changed his.”

    So I asked he hubby what his maiden name was and he said (I am not making this up) “Bullwinkle.”

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    geromio  almost 5 years ago

    In the province of Québec, thr women’s retain and use the names even after marriage. Equality for all !

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “My maiden name?”, responds Dad, "Apple. The “Thorn? came later, after I married your mother.”.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll bet Gladys was no maiden when she married Brutus.

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    charliefarmrhere  almost 5 years ago

    I thought that a womans “maiden” name was not her middle name, but the last name of her parents. Example: If she was born to a family with the Name of Mr. & Mrs. Jones, then her maiden name would be Jones.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    Pop’s maiden name is Money. He only had it until he got married.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    He’s not a maiden.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Gladys must not be Catholic, or else she’s also have a 3rd “Confirmation” name. I chose John (as in Lennon), but my parents made me change it to Joseph, after their best friend.

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    His maiden name is Loser. says so right in the title of the strip… “The Born LOSER”

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    fix-n-fly  almost 5 years ago

    Jr. has a fair question, Pop… don’t put on a frowny face.

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    Crash55  almost 5 years ago

    Gladys full name though would be: first middle maiden married.Does she not have a middle name?

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