Close to Home by John McPherson for January 10, 2020

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    Where is Bleeb, doesn’t he get a free pass to heaven? And as for the hemorrhoids, indeed, they are a pain in the donkey.

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    Uvulas, really important for cartoons screams.

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    Avocado pits – (way too big!)

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    bdviets  almost 5 years ago

    Can’t Bleeb be in Heaven?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Those ANNOYING, to say the least…..a real PITA! LOL

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    Pseudandry  almost 5 years ago

    I think heaven is mistaken on one of these (blasphemy!) One of the uvula’s purposes is to stop food from going up your nose when you swallow.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Funny Bone (Who named that one?)

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If the universe was designed by a committee, it would explain an awful lot.

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    Prey  almost 5 years ago

    I can live with most of those but I agree that Telemarketers must go!

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    Oge  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t forget to add bloodsucking parasites to the list, that will cover a lot of ground; from leeches lawyers.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I would like to hear the committee discussion regarding the Platypus.

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    skyriderwest  almost 5 years ago

    Always thought sin would be pretty high on the list.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    Toenail fungus: issue or annoyance?

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “All things dull and ugly…” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEKDYIYMgBc

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    Pickled Pete  almost 5 years ago

    Good thing I looked up uvula before commenting, or I might have been talking about a nether region..

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Must be hell.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What about Fire Ants and Killer Bees with hemorrhoids? Now THAT would be a real pain in the Uvula! I’m guessing we could direct them to the Telemarketers and solve that nuisance once and for all!Uvula is fun word to say! Say it with me…UVULA!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Cellulite? What a misnomer, there’s ‘lite’ about it.

    And telemarketers, that’s the work of the Devil.

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    I blame all my flaws on the creator.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Strange – the “other” place just finished having their quality control meeting and all of those very same items were approved!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No killer whales?

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