Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 15, 2021

Don’t we all.

To do what??

We’re entering The Twilight Zone.

Maybe try the second hand shop down the street

How ’bout a dozen cheap clocks? That will give you a lot more time.

How do some get through life?

no. it’s crazy AOC

if one exists let me now!

move to Arizona every other weekend – then at least on every other weekend you will gain an hour – the downside is you lose it again the next weekend, but if you do it long enough you might convince your brain! or not.

How about one that tells the correct time.

Did you ever try to simply not put everything off until the weekend?

There’s that little alarm clock you can set to go off every half hour.

Don’t we all honey, don’t we all?

I think that you are looking for the TARDIS.

A sundial should work best.