The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 22, 2020

What about raisins?

And they shall become as one mind.

None of them wants to be stomped on.

They are not exactly The Wild Bunch.

Their motto, “Don’t Tread on Me!”

sounds like sour grapes to me…

A bunch of grapes, hanging around, where do they hear about wine?

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?

A: Nothing. He just let out a little wine.

Listen, grapes. You were cultivated for only one purpose; give that up and where do think you’ll be?

They’ve got nothing better to do than hang around all day whining about things and spreading juicy gossip.

The “yes men” of the fruit world!

EDIBLES !

I wonder if the news will spread through the grapevine?

They seem more like gripes than grapes.

OOOOHHH! Stop your WHINING!

Grapes of wrath…

By the end of the season, they’ll be raisin hell.

¡Ay, caramba! :-O

Lucy and Ethel are waiting for you.

Whole bunch of rim shots here…

Today’s pressing issue.

Heard it through the grape-vine….

Did they all hear it on the grapevine?

Voice from inside the bunch: “I’m getting CRUSHED in here!”

That’s all they ever do, whine, whine, whine!

They are not taking the roll. It is “hear, hear”, meaning listen up.

Member berries.

As long as nobody Welches on the agreement…

Living in a vineyard, I’m afraid you fate is a foregone conclusion.

Don’t cask.

Every great discovery and innovation started out as a radical idea in the mind of a single individual.

They all look seedy to me.

All of the comments are making jokes about this, but it is a pressing matter.

These grapes are goofy (catch the reference, Boomers?)…

I’ve never understood the expression “Great minds think alike”. To me, minds that think alike are rather unoriginal.

They could have said “grape vines think alike.”

Um that would be Hear! Hear! not here here

These remind me of South Park season 20 with the Member Berries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncps_RYHoAI

Grapes got teeth…..