The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 29, 2020

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    tiomax  almost 5 years ago

    Can’t say I blame him!

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    They want you back at work. Apparently the jobs not finished until the paperwork’s done.

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    Okay, let’s not get unraveled!!!

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    don’t think i’ve ever met a flush lush…

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    O.K. Let’s roll! Will that be over the top or under the bottom?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He failed to make Roll Call.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 5 years ago

    Calling The Lush n Flush for a booty call. Things could get a little rough.

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    pcolli  almost 5 years ago

    He’ll be hung over.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Not going back there…he’s always taking swipes at me….

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    osceola  almost 5 years ago

    Norm!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He knows that if he takes the call, he’ll be wiped out…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This is a trope that clearly antedates the cell-phone era.

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    His career is truly in the toilet.

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    At least he’s not at a crap game!

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    Chief Inspector   almost 5 years ago

    he looks wiped out

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    ksu71  almost 5 years ago

    ♫ “tell ole I ain’t here he better get on home” ♫

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AK3JwZaQCM

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    rhpii  almost 5 years ago

    He’d rather just hang around then go out Tee Peeing.

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    namelocdet  almost 5 years ago

    The Lush N Flush Bar Chronicles.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    He’s not rolling merrily along.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    At least it’s not being dragged into the back. Check out the bar’s name.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    He’s only single ply, so he can’t handle liquids or liquor very well.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    After several attempted phone calls and you think you’re safe, the front door to the bar would open. Guess who?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I got nuthin’ to add here…great comments!

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    Camiyami Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    hahhaaa!!!Good one!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    “I ain’t takin’ nobody’s s**t anymore.”

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Either way, he’ll be s**t faced soon.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Now, comb your hair into a point, and get back to the hotel.

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    daleandkristen  almost 5 years ago

    Nope, ain’t goin’ say it.

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    CYGNUS X1  almost 5 years ago

    Dingle Berry Picker!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    Yuck, you’re supposed to stay dry!

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    Scott’s relying on toilet humor again.

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    Havel  almost 5 years ago

    Long distance call from Uranus?

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