The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 09, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    If they ever get started, the entertainment is a Stan Dawdle and Oliver Tardy movie.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Featured Guest Speaker: Former Congressman Tom DeLay.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    sorry not to comment sooner – i was running late…

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Better never than late, apparently.

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    Procrastinators!

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    Little Caesar  almost 5 years ago

    They’re all at the meeting of Procrastinators’ Club.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    And so, they overcame the Tardiness Seminar by leaving before it began.

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    osceola  almost 5 years ago

    Over so soon?

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t be a slave to your willpower!

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    Obviously the clock’s wrong.

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    ksu71  almost 5 years ago

    What’s going on? I just got here.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    tardiness is just bad manners that makes clear one doesn’t care

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    TurbosDad  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe the “Overcoming Procrastination” seminar before ran late and…naw…

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    As long as the appropriate people got paid, nobody cares.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    The precursor to the Procrastinators Anonymous.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 5 years ago

    Must be AM?

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    The late show.

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    The Keynote address for the annual Procrastinator Convention.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    For gatherings like this, my village has wised up to today’s fact of long working hours and schedule starts at 7 PM.

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    icedfollies  almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps confused and thought it was the procrastinator’s meeting?

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    I bet they even forget to bring coffee and donuts till after the meeting…I’m not going till those are available.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Key principle for speakers everywhere: Know your audience!

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    drycurt  almost 5 years ago

    You’re not late until you get there. Otherwise, you’re just absent.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Gates close at 6:00!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 5 years ago

    The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

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    tinstar  almost 5 years ago

    “I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    Is it over yet?

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