Close to Home by John McPherson for January 18, 2020

Oh boy they have been ripen to perfection.

Oooooh! You take me to the swankiest places!

I think Bleeb has indigestion.

“Does That come with Thai fish sauce?”

Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon And one day he took his woman to a real swanky place to eat!

Sounds like one of the local chiringitos.

And what dumpster effluent pairs well with that?

Does this Come with a special Sauce, lettuce, tomatoe, cheese, on a sesame seed bun?

Much better than fast food, eh?

Ours usually dine on CFK! (Cat Food Kibble)

raccoons will not eat rotten meat

Do you have any found on the shoreline? I’m a back to nature guy ever since I had dynamited whale on the beach.

Ah, a high class French restaurant. Very classy.

A delightful and delectable dine at Dumpster D’Amore.

Make sure you wash your hands before eating the special.

“Eat them up, yum!”

Is is Bleeb wearing a chef’s hat? Could he be the one preparing the meal for these sophisticated raccoons?

Should be nice and tender, as fish heads go.

“Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!” – Barnes & Barnes

They do wash their food – or at least they try to. Many decades ago I had a pet raccoon. A friend of mine with an odd sense of humor would give him a piece of cheap white bread and a bowl of water…..

I think I was at that restaurant…..once.

Wonder how they survive eating crap.