Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 25, 2020

Have any of you seen the 1980’s movie War Games ? Because Professor Falken totally has the highest IQ per the above test.

They left off the part about “Enter you address and phone number and we’ll contact you with the results.”

Congratulations, you’re an official Trump supporter!

If he follows the instruction some Nigerian prince is about to go on a spending spree.

It doesn’t say your credit card so just use “4242 4242 4242 4242” which passes the Luhn algorithm/“mod 10” checks so shouldn’t trip invalid card flags till they try using it (I used to know a few more when I was writing EPOS software that took card payments

Don’t doooooo it…….

“Unfortunately, you are an idiot. And now a poor one.”

In fine print that we can’t see, it says “If you forgot your credit card number, enter your Social Security number instead.”

He later said, ‘Hey, I didn’t know that there were negative IQs!’

“Hmm. I have 11 credit cards. Is that the number they want?”

FACEBOOK QUIZ: to get answer log in to your account…

I’ve seen those. I think the technique is to ask enough questions that you can answer with a little thought and then ask for cash. That way the sucker feels he has to have proof he’s a stable genius.

I’d say “gullibility test,” not “IQ test.” I know people with plenty of academic smarts who’ve still gotten suckered by Internet scams.

Sadly enough, it would work.

Yep, discover how smart you are using your Discover card.

Could you please post the URL? I’d like to take that test…

Coincidentally, Wiley Miller has a similar theme in today’s “Non Sequitur.”

Trick question for advanced senior citizens.

I always enter 666-666-666-666-666

Don’t forget the expiry date and security number on the back.

I didn’t know you could steal IQ.

Too relevant today with all the fear mongering going on