Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 24, 2020

The guy is waiting for the open mic, his material will leave the audience on the floor.

I thought Pastis wasn’t until later in my bookmarks.

Thank goodness.

Did Stephan Pastis write this one?

Your fault, Rodney…you just had to ask!

Nice. Well played sir. Well played.

His statement makes me think of a Vincent Price movie, (he did a lot of macabre Poe stories). And I can visualize a pendulum swinging with a large sharp blade for the pendulum weight going back and forth counting the minuets.

Looking for the King (Fink)!

The killing joke

This is worse than Pastis’.

Ba dum, tish…

He’s good at his profession.

I got all the time in the world….hey bar tender…..

There is always one…..

this killing time is killing me…

Two peanuts walk into a bar. . . . one was assaulted.

This is the best in a long time!

He multi-targets!

It’s a dirty job but somebody’s gotta do it.

I guess today’s bad pun day on the comics page!

He must be a member of the Ankh-Morpork Assassins Guild.

Hey, Rod. You asked for it….

I’ve been known to kill a case of beer just to watch it die.

Uh, oh. He is waiting til time for…

Just hanging around.

Good one!