I think that I’d start with duct tape…
Vike’s Vaporub will do both, Hjellmnir.
It looks like a shoulder blade injury…
Crow sh*t, straw, juniper sap and you will be good by morning.
Put a handful of cobwebs on it! You’ll be as good as new!
(Actually works on small but bad cuts! Axe in the back? Probably not!)
He’s done this before?
Are you sure you don’t just want us to cauterize it?
Starve it… No, wait, feed it… ?!?
Heat when the injury is new to promote blood flow, cold when it is normalized to reduce swelling.
Puts new meanings to the term just axe me!
Maybe some Bactine?
Embalming fluid it is!
Yous should axe your doctor
Just don’t fall back on it!;o{
The “Mighty Olaf” is questionable for the second half.
Hey, I could use an axe like that.
well, Bactine is probably going to be insufficient
They don’t have Medicare For All?
A little Ben-Gay should fix you right up.
Eh, just walk it off.
Doan’s Pills.
First heat to stop the bleeding and then ice to relieve the pain. Everybody knows that.
You should see the other guy. :)
its a mere scratch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UijhbHvxWrA
Enough of this BS. Are we winning or losing? Get back in there.
Always the whiner!
The Valkyrie Express is leaving for Valhalla, get on board!
Just axe around. Someone should have an idea!
July 17, 2015
RAGs almost 5 years ago
I think that I’d start with duct tape…
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Vike’s Vaporub will do both, Hjellmnir.
PICTO almost 5 years ago
It looks like a shoulder blade injury…
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Crow sh*t, straw, juniper sap and you will be good by morning.
Nachikethass almost 5 years ago
Put a handful of cobwebs on it! You’ll be as good as new!
(Actually works on small but bad cuts! Axe in the back? Probably not!)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He’s done this before?
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
Are you sure you don’t just want us to cauterize it?
SharkNose almost 5 years ago
Starve it… No, wait, feed it… ?!?
Random Nick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Heat when the injury is new to promote blood flow, cold when it is normalized to reduce swelling.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
Puts new meanings to the term just axe me!
cdnalor almost 5 years ago
Maybe some Bactine?
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Embalming fluid it is!
Chief Inspector almost 5 years ago
Yous should axe your doctor
joefearsnothing almost 5 years ago
Just don’t fall back on it!;o{
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
The “Mighty Olaf” is questionable for the second half.
garcoa almost 5 years ago
Hey, I could use an axe like that.
KEA almost 5 years ago
well, Bactine is probably going to be insufficient
MichaelHelwig almost 5 years ago
They don’t have Medicare For All?
hooglah almost 5 years ago
A little Ben-Gay should fix you right up.
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Eh, just walk it off.
Here's Waldo almost 5 years ago
Doan’s Pills.
Buckeye67 almost 5 years ago
First heat to stop the bleeding and then ice to relieve the pain. Everybody knows that.
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You should see the other guy. :)
Dr_Fogg almost 5 years ago
its a mere scratch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UijhbHvxWrA
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Enough of this BS. Are we winning or losing? Get back in there.
mapguy almost 5 years ago
Always the whiner!
Asharah almost 5 years ago
The Valkyrie Express is leaving for Valhalla, get on board!
tinstar almost 5 years ago
Just axe around. Someone should have an idea!