Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 21, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Sorry, Arlo – you’ll never be the dancing queen without a few major changes.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Arlo can’t possibly be worse than Pierce Brosnan, can he?

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    gduncan58  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, that was painful to listen to!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    ABBA dabba Don’t!

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    Robin Harwood  almost 5 years ago

    Singing should be avoided in all circumstances.

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    anymouse77  almost 5 years ago

    “Digging the dancing queen”

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m not sure what’s worse: dancing to or singing along with Dancing Queen.

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    eromlig  almost 5 years ago

    See no evil, hear no evil, sing no evil.

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    hawgowar  almost 5 years ago

    Broke my singing voice in Vietnam. Ever since, when I sing out loud, the donkeys cry real tears. I’m still a passable dancer. Never could do the robot, though.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a good thing I don’t dance when I’m driving alone listening to music. It’s embarrassing enough when I’m singing and the other drivers ask me to stop.

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    andyboda  almost 5 years ago

    It is hard to dance lugging around that bucket I need to carry a tune in as well.

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    Russell Bedford  almost 5 years ago

    not all God’s children got rhythm [a direct quote by my junior high dance teacher about me]

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    Màiri  almost 5 years ago

    African proverb: if you can talk, you can sing, if you can walk, you can dance.

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    ankerdorthe  almost 5 years ago

    I only sing when I am unhappy. Then the others will be unhappy too.

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    Tyge  almost 5 years ago

    Ego crush in 3… 2… 1…

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    jr1234  almost 5 years ago

    Dance like no one’s watching…and Siiiiing, Sing a song, make it simple, sing out strong……

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    jr1234  almost 5 years ago

    Guessing A and J are dancing all week long

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Dancing Queen" is supposedly the favorite song of Queen Elizabeth (II, of England, of course).

    She has been quoted in several places…. which doesn’t make it true, certainly, but I’d like to think it is…

    as saying to guests, after a royal dinner, when “Dancing Queen” was being played….

    “I always try to dance when this song comes on, because I am the Queen, and I like to dance”.

     

    The song was also played, in her honor, in 2018, at a changing of the guard ceremony, instead of the usual fanfare…

    after which the Royal Twitter account (yes, there is one!) posted “Many thanks to The Band of The Royal Logistic Corp for this beautiful rendition!” along with a video!

    Not of the Queen dancing, sorry… but of the band playing “Dancing Queen” for her.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Janis is really setting the mood, isn’t she?

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    ChessPirate  almost 5 years ago

    Arlo! Belt it ou… up!

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    CitizenKing  almost 5 years ago

    My wife claims (OK, also my kids and pretty much everyone else) that I can’t sing. My response is that what I lack in singing talent is made up for with volume and enthusiasm.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    I’m thinking it’s not so much his singing, but she’s just not into Abba.

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    alexius23  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, Dancing Queen….

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    FUN FACT. You can’t unsee me dance.

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    Back to Big Mike  almost 5 years ago

    “Dancing Queen” by Abba. I haven’t thought about that song in the longest.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I expected that Arlo’s line would run to “See that girl with the red dress on”. I guess I came from a different time warp.But I still can’t carry a tune in a bucket, beat time with a stick, and can’t find the pitch with a pipe. Pretty good on kazoo, though.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    I sing better than I dance anyway.

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 5 years ago

    oh sure, now I have an earwig

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    athikers  almost 5 years ago

    ….dance like nobody’s watching. Satchel Paige.

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    DDrazen  almost 5 years ago

    Dance as if nobody’s watching, unless they’re playing ABBA then all bets are off.

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    ariel777000  almost 5 years ago

    I heard that some people should sing tenor…ten or twelve feet from the microphone.

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    mafastore  almost 5 years ago

    Even worse than not being able to sing or dance, I often do not regular a song unless it has lyrics.

    We are members of an 18th century reenactment unit. One year the unit’s music master (in charge of fifes and drums) decided that we all needed to learn certain songs of the period, one being “Chester”. Chester (not Yankee Doodle Dandy) was the unofficial anthem of the colonies during the American Revolution.

    While the unit learned the lyrics and to sing it, husband really wanted me to learn to recognize the tune as often it was played as musical piece. This is not something easy for me to do. Every time it was played he ask me “What is this song” and I would tell him that I didn’t know, and he would say “Chester”. It finally dawned on me that whenever he asked me what a period piece being played was, it was Chester. So I started replying “Chester” whenever he asked me – I did could not tell that was what it was, but whenever he asked me, that was what it was. He became happy at the thought that he had managed to teach me to recognize Chester. (I should mention that I know the words – if it was being sung, I would know that it was same.) One day he asks, I say Chester and it wasn’t and I was fount out.

    If a piece has no singing being done I can generally tell the difference between classical, rock and roll, folk, country, and American colonial music – but not the song itself.

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