Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 07, 2020

Read those comics FASTER, people! Seven Ziggy’s, NOW! Six more Family Circuses!

We’re really dumb if we need artificial intelligence to tell us what we need to do.

Feed the cat! Clean the litter! Pet the cat! Leave the cat alone!

Comment faster! Let’s see that sarcasm! You call that snark? My grandma could politicize that one with both hands tied behind her back!

Electric cattle prods work better.

I’ll bet there are several YouTube videos about loading a dishwasher.

Find a dozen conservatives on line and belittle and insult them – type faster!

First we’ll warm up by washing the dishes by hand…

Motivational videos for things we don’t like to do, how about one for cleaning the house.

I find that my strong dislike for dirty dishes in the sink is enough motivation to load the dishwasher. In fact, that’s why I took over the task. My strong dislike of wearing dirty clothes made me take over the laundry. I think I see a pattern here.

Am I less of a human being for thinking that this may be one of Dr. Mel’s best ideas to date…?

I did that one time. Broke 3 coffee cups, a beer mug and a spoon rest.