Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 31, 2020

Well, he has teeth. And, uh, a horn. And something I assume was a pair of eyes.

so the nutshell is that Marigold wants to know what LSH looks like, but at the same time doesn’t want to know?

I remember way back when LSH was first mentioned, Marigold said that he hides away for one of two theories:1). He is so unbelievably dazzling he doesn’t feel it fair to reveal his gloriousness. Or…2). He has some form of disfigurement he wants to hide away (Phoebe suggests he has a big wart on his nose).

Surely she should just ask if he is handsome or not and leave it at that?!

I’ve heard of feeling conflicted, but she’s in a civil war with herself.

You can make a game out of this.

“Well he’s a unicorn” that could work.

Marigold is twit.

Question: Is it OK to slap a Unicorn?

This is bound to end with Marigold seeing LSH. I don’t know if we’ll get to see him.

Marigold Heavenly Nostrils’ questions, supposed concerns, and reäctions are JUST LIKE ALL the GOP Leadershit Senators, particularly"LALALALALALALA I CANNOT HEAR YOUUUUU!"

He looks simply splendid, in a humble sort of way.

It seems we have found the unicorn version of a paradox.

We want to know!

On one hand (or hoof), you want to know. But on the other, you don’t want the mystery spoiled.

I say it’s not Phoebe’s secret to tell.

And so we celebrate National Indecision Day…

TELL ME! NO! YES! NO! DON’T! DO! DO OR DO NOT, THERE IS NOT TRY!

That is one conflicted unicorn.

“Marigold.exe has encountered an unexpected error”

Marigold has become a Pushme-Pullyou now.

Poor Marigold. She’s so conflicted.

She forgot to cover her ears with her hooves! :P