Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 26, 2020

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    Lucy Rudy  almost 5 years ago

    You’re a wizard, make your own money materialize.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Who needs money when you’re a wizard?

    Politely request what you like and survivors will be glad to give.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    You have the power to make the Fink disappear, you know.

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    josballard  almost 5 years ago

    Next time, take bids from the other side.

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    gladimadad  almost 5 years ago

    The Wiz should take a lesson from the Pied Piper.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Just like a fink, underpays his help….

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    Of course, as a bonus, you probably saved yourself when you saved the castle.

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    Geophyzz  almost 5 years ago

    In The Brave Little Tailor, the king offered Mickey Mouse millions of gold pazzoozahs.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    “Kaaaaa….. Mayyyyyyyyy….. Haaaaaaaa…….”

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    David Henderson  almost 5 years ago

    Welcome to my world.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    seems like a good wizard could make that pelf multiply

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wizards get paid? I thought they just walked around and were given stuff for doing, or not doing, their magic. Sort of like the Kardashians.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t forget to pay half back to the Fink in taxes.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  almost 5 years ago

    The Wizard should use the wizard mind trick on the Fink, or turn him into Henry food.

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    constantine48  almost 5 years ago

    I know that feeling!

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    Working nine to five! What a way to make a living!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And why hasn’t he turned the king into a toad yet?

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    WilliamPennat  almost 5 years ago

    Makes no sense. Wiz can just materialize all the $$$ he needs….

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    Calliope22471  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds like Wiz needs to remind the King that he does have a dragon and the dragon does need to be fed.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Next time ask for payment up front, and make the effort worth the payment.

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    Nick Danger  almost 5 years ago

    The underpaying of the military is an ongoing injustice

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