The Barn by Ralph Hagen for January 28, 2020

You may as well talk to yourself.

Grrr! That’s who I always get stuck behind.

Make it yourself.

Would you like it in your lap?

I don’t ever go into those shops. If I did and ordered a standard black 2 sugars, they’d probably ask for the manager.

“If this is tea, please bring me coffee; if this is coffee, please bring me tea.” – A. Lincoln, one-time POTUS (attr.)

and serve while standing on one leg.

If it takes longer to order than it does to drink, it’s not coffee.

When we were lucky field rations included a big insulated container of mess hall coffee, hot even. Served hours old in an aluminum canteen cup, when you are cold and wet, none better.

Plain, House Blend Decaf. Thank you very much.

Orange mocha frappuccino!

Where’s Rat from Pearls? “Say ‘coffee black’, or I will punch you in the face’”

HHOOOORRRRKKKK!!!!

This sheep needs a flannel shirt and beard