Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 23, 2020

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    Yakety Sax  over 4 years ago

    Give him another WAK.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The line between death and glory is narrow indeed.

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    Ida No  over 4 years ago

    Miles: [thinks] “And I turned my back on the cool kids for this. Now we’re all out of gum and I don’t get my turn.”

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    well-i-never  over 4 years ago

    As worthless as a Guinness record is, maybe he could have his life saved more times in eight hours than anyone ever has.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What part of death-defying do you not get?

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Some gratitude…

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    Kroykali  over 4 years ago

    No good deed goes unpunished.

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    LEOKEV  over 4 years ago

    Next time use Chiclets.

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    Chrysi Cat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Anyone want to comment on the likelihood of that during the time period?

    I mean, yes, we’d be Guinness-record obsessed, but he’d have to have been thinking “Super Bubble” in order to pull that and in ’85 and ’86 I could have sworn everything was Bubble Yum and Hubba Bubba, with a side of also-soft, and not-in-notable-pieces, Big League Chew.

    (Yes, I know Super Bubble existed, since it was there before the others. But a child in the 80s pretty much was unlikely to know hard bubble gum existed, because the soft ones would have already been controlling most of the market. I don’t remember even running into a piece of Super Bubble before 6th grade.)

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    DankSoulZz  almost 4 years ago

    So is 7 a limit or 9 a challenge?

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    Official Foxtrot Page  about 2 years ago

    58 pieces? The record is like 250.

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    SquidGamerGal  about 1 year ago

    Really? If you want to get in the book THAT badly, try juggling flaming chainsaw while tight-roping over a vat of boiling acid!

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