The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 10, 2020

You have just forfeited your three wishes.

obviously, it’s not…

Could be worse. Could be a ferret.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cIn6HfhzTc

lol. It might be LOL, but it’s 2:30 a.m., and I don’t want to wake up my wife.

The nose knows.

He “nose” he blew the opportunity.

To summon the genie, we now have to rub his pot belly.

“Nostrildomis!

Bet it’s less room in there, too!

And thus the Jinn was introduced to Beakman’s World.

On the plus side, every time you blow your nose, you get three wishes.

Predictably, your first wish is always “Cure my cold.”

Ewww! What the hell was that I just went through?

More like the Nyeti pot.

Now he gets 3 wishes every time he scratches his nose.

I think I’ll pass on this one, I don’t want to get too nosy.

Wow. That’s one big booger.

Do I look like post nasal drip to you?

Definitely no Barbara Eden, definitely. Wapner at 5.

I’d be more worried about the brain-eating amoebas people get with those things. (Always fully-boil the water first and let it cool before using those things. Just, again, don’t accidentally use the wrong pot again or the Genie will be really steamed.)

So if he rubs the side of his nose…

I have seen the dark side! No wishes for you!