What Pants?
Hero of the Centiry!
He’s the one that was able to save the day because he already had his shoes on.
But you still gotta put a shoe on one leg at a time, for all your hundred legs. Better don’t go for the ones with laces.
It seems the real hero would be the seamstress in the pants factory.
Well, the Key gives you a leg up on everyone else!
Q: What goes 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg!
He’s right in step with the others,
Nothing impedes progress, no?
I’ve always wondered where the locks for those keys are.
trying to picture that…
Shouldn’t that be 100 legs?
There’s a video out there somewhere of an astronaut demonstrating that, in space, you can put your pants on 2 legs at a time.
Wad he do…pretend to be a cucumber?
Millipedes wear pants?
It would be great to see the horned and stringed instrument sections of the orchestra off camera.
Actually, 49 or 51 legs at a time.
favm about 5 years ago
What Pants?
Dirty Dragon about 5 years ago
Hero of the Centiry!
Bilan about 5 years ago
He’s the one that was able to save the day because he already had his shoes on.
Gent about 5 years ago
But you still gotta put a shoe on one leg at a time, for all your hundred legs. Better don’t go for the ones with laces.
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
It seems the real hero would be the seamstress in the pants factory.
Kind&Kinder about 5 years ago
Well, the Key gives you a leg up on everyone else!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
Q: What goes 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg!
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
He’s right in step with the others,
Michael G. about 5 years ago
Nothing impedes progress, no?
uniquename about 5 years ago
I’ve always wondered where the locks for those keys are.
KEA about 5 years ago
trying to picture that…
WCraft about 5 years ago
Shouldn’t that be 100 legs?
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago
There’s a video out there somewhere of an astronaut demonstrating that, in space, you can put your pants on 2 legs at a time.
daleandkristen about 5 years ago
Wad he do…pretend to be a cucumber?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Millipedes wear pants?
zeexenon about 5 years ago
It would be great to see the horned and stringed instrument sections of the orchestra off camera.
mfrasca about 5 years ago
Actually, 49 or 51 legs at a time.