Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 20, 2020

Just for a kick, you can give him a C at the end of the semester.

Yeah, you want to at least pass him. Otherwise you will get him back next year.

Dude, your life was, like, ruined when you thought you could get through four years.

Sounds like an entitled conservative rich snowflake kid who never had to work a day in his life and thinks he rules the world. An overgrown child with an F intellect and personality mixed with an A+ ego. Does that bring someone currently in the news to mind?

I always liked that guy hypotenuse but he was such a square.

To be fair, the hairball got a B+. Come on it’s math, not rocket science. Right?

Man, what other Doonesbury plot arcs should we be examining like Nostradamus?

Why does the quote “One good punch is worth a thousand words”! spring to my mind?

I want to enroll in a Bacchanalian studies major.

My favorite Greek philosopher is Testicles.

People like Donald Trump behave the way they do because they don’t think anybody will walk up to them and just plain belt them one.

Reminds me of the old joke with the punch line :“The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the other two squaws.” I forget the rest of the joke, though.

It started in the law department, and spread like a coronavirus to all the rest of the student body.

I once had a sixth-grader say he was going to tell his mom about me. Then I’d be in trouble. :-D