Close to Home by John McPherson for February 12, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Bleeb doesn’t believe this is going to work.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    It will wake up the worms, anyway.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Not really surgeons; more like Lawn Paramedics.

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    They are making a grass of themselves.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    This could get a lot of earthworms.

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    jonlaw  almost 5 years ago

    Call Fescue 911!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Your brother in law doesn’t like you very much, does he?

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    Amra Leo  almost 5 years ago

    Hi, Bleeb!

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    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    Bleed will get the charge of his life if he gets too close to those paddles!

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    suv2000  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe but you’re the moron who hired them.

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    geese28  almost 5 years ago

    You’re losin him!!!!

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    epaphus8  almost 5 years ago

    Looks better than my lawn. Perhaps his lawn isn’t really dead—it might be just resting.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Nurse, start an IV! I need a fertilizer drip wide open with 20cc’s of nitrogen and 10 cc’s of phosphorus and potassium, stat!”

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    joeatwork212  almost 5 years ago

    Might not help the lawn, but it’ll bring the worms to the surface. Want to go fishing later?

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    Norris66  almost 5 years ago

    The flowers probably could use a Bed Pan.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Would that help rid the yard of moles?

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Bleeb, let go of that metal pole buddy.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    While it appears they’re not clear on the concept, it might still work. There’s certainly a lot of manure being spread.

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    drmickeyg  almost 5 years ago

    Dammit – I’m a doctor, Jim, not a landscaper!

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    ekke  almost 5 years ago

    I might consider going with “Law surgeons.” I’d love to zap a few defendants and prosecutors. I guess that’s why they never made me a judge.

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    ars731  almost 5 years ago

    “I shall be leaving an very negative review on Yelp”

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    hodgybaba  almost 5 years ago

    It might be an effective method for getting fishing worms.

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