Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 14, 2020

We may have years, we may have hours,

but sooner or later, we all push up flowers.

PAA sure is full of it.

Someone teach this “prince” about assuming. Happy hearts and hooves day.

WOW and I thought |Marigold was vain.

What’s up with this guy’s tail? The end looks like a toilet brush! He is SO a donkey in disguise, given his horn doesn’t seem to stay in place I’m pretty sure he’s wearing a carrot and body paint as well as the stars!

It takes awhile for the flower seeds to germinate from his manure.

I wonder, are there psychologists unicorns?

Rather than “. . . the earth . . . ,” i.e., dirt, it should be “. . . Earth . . . ,” i.e., the planet.

Lord splendid humility save us, don’t know how much more of this guy I can take

Only further hurting your credibility, dude…

Either he’s extremely over compensating for his extreme under whelming self or he is a donkey in disguise as commented before.

Taking bets on when the starts and horn fall off.

Forget PAA, Marigold! Go see if Ringo has a date! Or just enjoy Galentines Day with Phoebe!

Please wait 6 to 8 weeks for delivery. Offer of flowers not valid in NY, CT, VA, NCIS, HBO, or Equestria*.

*They know what they did.

The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this one…

I don’t know why Mari thought it was a good idea to encourage him.

I suspect this effect is from fertilization.

Is it just me, or do I imagine Eddie Deezen to be the perfect candidate to voice Prince Aspirational Arrogance, if there was a “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” cartoon?

And I thought MARIGOLD was conceited.

Oh no I think I love himl.

I LOVE this guy!

Hot air springs up everywhere you walk!

This is a Ph D course in Tact and Kindness for Phoebe!

Steeped in unicorn psychology it would be hard not being that way.

I like him too. He’s funny in a sweet way.

“Is he gone?”/“Yep.”/“Okay- on my cue, COME OUT AND BLOOM!!!!”/“What if he comes back?”/“Then WILT FASTER!”

I’ll say he’s perfect, all right… a perfect FAILURE! :P