I’m w/ Ozzy. If there was no way to avoid being conscripted into a baseball game, I always tried to just sit down out in left field and commune with my thoughts. After only a “little while” (seemed like about 10 years, but on further calculation it was really only about 4) “they” stopped trying to make me into something I wasn’t; and everybody got a little increment of happiness.
Averagemoe over 4 years ago
It’s supposed to be about statistics. That’s why they made cards for collectors to obsess over.
Dirty Dragon over 4 years ago
You SEE the ball, you HIT the ball … you CATCH the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose – sometimes it rains.
Don’t think, you’ll only hurt the ballclub.
R.U. Kidding over 4 years ago
A wise man once said: “Football is war without death. Baseball is mah jongg with statistics.”
Vet Premium Member over 4 years ago
He was waiting for his taped on buzzer to go off to tell him to swing. AstrosXD
Concretionist over 4 years ago
I’m w/ Ozzy. If there was no way to avoid being conscripted into a baseball game, I always tried to just sit down out in left field and commune with my thoughts. After only a “little while” (seemed like about 10 years, but on further calculation it was really only about 4) “they” stopped trying to make me into something I wasn’t; and everybody got a little increment of happiness.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Chess is the thinking person’s game not boring baseball.