Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for December 11, 2020

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    Averagemoe  over 3 years ago

    At least they’re more honest than “accidentally” giving him the wrong date and address.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like that thing where you are last seen entering a big black vehicle, until a few years later your body, looking MUCH older, washes up on a beach nowhere NEAR any known government location.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Keep an eye out for MIB. I’m just sayin’.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    “Tie me kangaroo down, sport!”

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    MollyGirl  over 3 years ago

    oh i forgot aboout ozy & millie! i haven’t read1 in like 6 months.

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    bopard  over 3 years ago

    L must mean current state of IRRATIONAL affairs.

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    tghllama  over 3 years ago

    Does sound more than a bit like “The Trial” by Kafka. However, while Joseph was, at best, able to cause the Court some trouble, I daresay Llewellyn would make their little heads explode.

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    Kali  over 3 years ago

    Technically, Llewellyn is a foreign potentate, so a subpoena has no effect.

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    daisypekin01  over 3 years ago

    Uh-oh.

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